Annie: Why do you like kangaroos so much?
Roo [defensive]: well, can you think of anything better than a kangaroo?
Annie [condescending]: I don’t know…maybe Peace.
Roo [sassy]: yeah, well does Peace have a pouch?
(ah snap)
Since Peace is not a marsupial, my argument was rendered invalid, and I had to accept the general superiority of Kangaroos over Peace.
8 comments:
it is what it is
p.s. annie, I'm totally falling in blog love with you. you are soooo funny. It's a little gay, but that's cool, right?
who would win a polar bear or kangaroo?...you didn't let me finish, they are fighting on an iceberg in the arctic ocean.
More! More!
does peace have a pouch, indeed.
you married a funny man.
If peace DID have a pouch...that would be pretty cool.
I love reading your blog...Your Rooisms are hysterical!~ Best blog of the day!!!
Where did you get the picture of the kangaroo punching a girl? Too funny!
elliespen, my friend whom you must meet, would like to submit duct tape as superior to kangaroos. "It may not have a pouch, but: Can a kangaroo fix a toilet? Can a kangaroo hold a dresser together? Does a kangaroo hold the WORLD together?"
It also makes a handy analogy for the force (dark side, light side, holds the world together, and so forth). Duct tape, that is. Not kangaroos.
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