I know--I look pretty awesome for six months pregnant! And I was in Europe! And I had lovely yellow shoes!
Listen, yesterday we had to spend hundreds (yes, many multiples of a hundred) of dollars to have the vet tell us that the reason our cat kept throwing up on our bed, had such stinky breath, and refused to eat was because her body may be rejecting her teeth which are massively infected and require heavy morphine and antibiotics to treat and which may be an ongoing problem for the rest of her life possibly resulting in her having to get her teeth removed altogether.
What the ----?!
So, forgive me if I decide to shirk reality for today.