Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Another Rooism...

Roo likes to talk about kangaroos. So yesterday while I was cutting his hair, he was going on and on about the general awesomeness of kangaroos. Hoping to catch him in a trap and expose his vanity, I asked him why he likes kangaroos so much (suspecting it had something to do with his own name…).

Annie: Why do you like kangaroos so much?
Roo [defensive]: well, can you think of anything better than a kangaroo?
Annie [condescending]: I don’t know…maybe Peace.
Roo [sassy]: yeah, well does Peace have a pouch?

(ah snap)

Since Peace is not a marsupial, my argument was rendered invalid, and I had to accept the general superiority of Kangaroos over Peace.

at

8 comments:

  1. TJFebruary 4, 2009 at 9:34 AM

    it is what it is

    p.s. annie, I'm totally falling in blog love with you. you are soooo funny. It's a little gay, but that's cool, right?

    ReplyDelete
  2. jordanFebruary 4, 2009 at 12:05 PM

    who would win a polar bear or kangaroo?...you didn't let me finish, they are fighting on an iceberg in the arctic ocean.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Lizzie JonesFebruary 4, 2009 at 1:27 PM

    More! More!

    ReplyDelete
  4. DejaFebruary 4, 2009 at 5:49 PM

    does peace have a pouch, indeed.

    you married a funny man.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Mike and EmilyFebruary 5, 2009 at 8:15 AM

    If peace DID have a pouch...that would be pretty cool.

    ReplyDelete
  6. John-Maren GoodmanFebruary 5, 2009 at 4:05 PM

    I love reading your blog...Your Rooisms are hysterical!~ Best blog of the day!!!

    ReplyDelete
  7. LynnFebruary 6, 2009 at 1:24 PM

    Where did you get the picture of the kangaroo punching a girl? Too funny!

    ReplyDelete
  8. Katie E.February 9, 2009 at 1:10 PM

    elliespen, my friend whom you must meet, would like to submit duct tape as superior to kangaroos. "It may not have a pouch, but: Can a kangaroo fix a toilet? Can a kangaroo hold a dresser together? Does a kangaroo hold the WORLD together?"
    It also makes a handy analogy for the force (dark side, light side, holds the world together, and so forth). Duct tape, that is. Not kangaroos.

    ReplyDelete